The National Meta-Forecasting Center has issued a Severe Meta Watch for Daily Kos until 5PM Friday Morning. Light to moderate Meta is now projected for the area and those projections may be upgraded to heavy by tonight, and are expected to reach severe levels by tomorrow morning.
This Meta Activity began today when a Bonddad front from Canada moved onto the rec list bringing possible facts, sheeting hyperbole, and differing opinions just behind it. This Bonddad front clashed with a Meteor Blades warm front that had been parked over Daily Kos' Front Page for several days.
As savvy amateurs and veteran Metaologists already now this is what we in the field of Metaology refer to as a perfect storm. A clash of two fronts that will no doubt produce various spin-off meta that will clutter the recent and rec list for several days. Spotters have already observed at least on of these meta funnel clouds on the recent list within the last hour.
To the east we are seeing sporadic "Obama Has Sold Us Out" Meta along with some isolated "We Need Single Payer Now!" showers. In the west we have some light GBCW activity but this is expected to remain light until Friday evening.
Remember, heed these Meta Warnings! Meta is often damaging to ones brain and patience when caught unprepared. For protection against Meta it is recommended to seek shelter in a basement or bathtub or under Droogie's bed.
This concludes this emergency broadcast of the Meta Warning Agency.